was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
This is my gift to your gina
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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