I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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