They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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