I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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