Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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