do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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