is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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