Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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