so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
