ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
