We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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