just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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