im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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