I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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