weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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