I hate your face
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize
