Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
