so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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