i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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