i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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