Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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