Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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