Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Randomize
