Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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