But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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