I'm eating all of the evidence.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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