Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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