I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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