It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
