I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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