I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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