There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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