The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Randomize
