we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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