if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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