either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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