Sponge bath it is.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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