so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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