i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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