I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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