So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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