I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
we're making bets on your personal life
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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