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I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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