i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Drunk is not a location!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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