why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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