Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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