do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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