how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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