Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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