I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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